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    • Minecraft Jokes For Kids 2018

      Jack Joke

      Humor The greatest Minecraft Jokes For Kids this 2018.  With added push and play laughter!

    • Koefnoen - Fotoboek

      Paul Groot & Owen Schumacher

      Humor Vanaf 31 augustus 2013 zal het twaalfde seizoen van Koefnoen weer te zien zijn op Nederland 1. Om dat te vieren verschijnt er dit gratis eBook met foto's en teksten uit het succesvolle 11e seizoen. Met unieke beelden achter de schermen, filmpjes, foto's, teksten en muziek.

    • Best Jokes 2014

      Various Authors

      Humor One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!

    • 101 Best Jokes Ever

      Various Authors

      Humor One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!

    • 50 Best Jokes Ever

      Jane Parks

      Humor Love jokes? Here's 50 of the best! All your favorites including the best "Yo Mama" jokes, "Knock, Knock" jokes and more ...

    • Sloppy Seconds

      Tucker Max

      Humor Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.

    • Op het juiste spoor

      Wim v. Palen

      Humor Hoe reis ik op de juiste manier per trein? Waar ga ik zitten? Kan ik een broodje frikandel eten in de trein? Wat doe ik met mijn hond? Antwoord op deze vragen en nog veel meer leest u in Op het Juiste spoor!

    • The Best of Pointless Conversations

      Scott Tierney

      Humor Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6 Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve: Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes) Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown) What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of “awesomeness”? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation) The “evil” Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables) Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element) Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holodeck, bad for your health? (taken from The Big One)

    • Cupcake

      Clarosa Kopacki

      Humor Baked goods and dirty thoughts

    • Victorious Episodes Seasons 1 - 2

      Sohan Sunder

      Humor The series follows Tori Vega, a teenager who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, a school for talented teens in various performing-arts fields, after taking her older sister Trina's place in a showcase. The plot follows Tori as she finds her place within Hollywood Arts, while getting into crazy situations and adventures, and meeting friends to help her along the way. Other students at Hollywood Arts, and the students who make up Tori's group of friends, include Andre Harris, a musical prodigy who becomes Tori's best friend at Hollywood Arts after encouraging her to stay at the school and helping her realize her talent, Robbie Shapiro, a socially-awkward ventriloquist who carries around his puppet Rex Powers whom is seen by Robbie (and generally everyone else) as a living person, Jade West, a sarcastic "mean girl" who has a love-hate relationship with Tori, Cat Valentine, a sweet and innocent but naive and somewhat dim-witted girl who is supposedly bipolar due to her constant

    • Be Sarcastic

      Darrel Miller

      Humor You like to be a smart alec, but it keeps getting in your way, here's why, and here's how to make it a tool to help you.

    • 101 Dirty Jokes

      Various Authors

      Humor In this book: sex and humor. 101 hilarious and dirty jokes for adults. Have fun and laugh!

    • Not a Lot of People Know That

      David Hailwood

      Humor Not a Lot of People Know That is a book of facts. Not a lot of people know these facts. David Hailwood and FJ Riley know them. Not a lof of people know who David Hailwood and FJ Riley are, but with facts as accurate as these, they soon will.

    • Learn How to Troll

      Tommy Nguyen

      Humor You follow these steps, you then know how to troll the best

    • Komikaze

      Erdil Yaşaroğlu

      Humor Yazan-Çizen: Erdil Yaşaroğlu Renklendiren: Serdar Karataş Yayın Hakları: Doğan Egmont Yayıncılık ve Yapımcılık Tic. A.Ş. Bu eserin bütün hakları saklıdır. Yayınevinden izin alınmadan kısmen veya tamamen alıntı yapılamaz, hiçbir şekilde kopya edilemez, çoğaltılamaz ve yayımlanamaz. www.dogankitap.com.tr

    • De verzamelde werken van mevrouw Oud

      Cecile Oud

      Humor Cecile Oud. Columniste, mevrouw, bierdrinker, niet zo liefdevolle oma, en eigenares van Herman Oud. Jarenlang schreef ze columns voor de voormalige krant Simparool tot haar bittere eind. Ze werd het hoogtepunt van het hele nieuwsblad. Om mevrouw Oud te eren heeft Simparool daarom al haar werken gebundeld in dit boek. Herbeleef haar avonturen, haar gezwam, het wel en wee van haar denkbeeldige aap, en haar talloze uitingen van zinloos geweld. Dit boek bevat naast alle columns van mevrouw Oud een voorwoord geschreven door de voormalige hoofdredacteur van het Simparool, en een epiloog door iemand die een hechte band met mevrouw Oud heeft gehad.

    • 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

      Various Authors

      Humor One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!

    • Pokemon Go Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Pokemon Go Jokes with added push and play laughter at the press of a button!

    • The Day I Burned The Outhouse Down

      Robert Chapin

      Humor It was 1968 and I was in Vietnam. Constantly tempted to smoke marijuana, I finally gave in to the demands of a fellow soldier - I will not call him a friend! The best place to smoke the Asian Jane was in the outhouse. We met inside a stall, I had my pants down around my ankles and as I lit the joint - the hot match dropped down onto my hairy legs into the fuel and what an explosion! Beneath each toilet was a 55 gallon drum with approximately 2 gallons of fuel. Each day the "poop cop" would remove the full containers - replace clean ones and take the full ones out into a field to be burned. The force of the explosion hurled me out onto the canvas roof of the commander's Jeep - and the guy who gave me the mariguana was not far behing as he slammed into the side of the same Jeep. That was the only time I ever tried to smoke marijuana - but I never did inhale...

    • Ids en Vovo

      Dave Elderenbosch

      Humor Dit is een telboekje met geluid voor de allerkleinste-leeftijd 2+

    • The Horror Days

      Darrel Miller

      Humor This essay explains why I am personally at "war" with X-mas.

    • La casa del Mostro Comic Strip Vol. 1

      Jacobo A. Moreno & Angel Barba

      Humor First volume of comic strips from La casa del Mostro La casa del Mostro are characters based on aztec deities

    • Heirate niemals einen Udo

      Clemens Beöthy

      Humor Kostenloser Auszug aus Clemens Beöthy: "Heirate niemals einen Udo - Was Vornamen über unser Liebesleben verraten". Liebt ein Thomas anders als ein Andreas? Und worauf muss man sich bei einer Claudia gefasst machen? Beziehungscoach Clemens Beöthy hat bei seiner täglichen Arbeit mit Singles und Paaren festgestellt, dass unser Vorname Auswirkungen auf unser Liebesleben hat. Anschaulich und mit einem Augenzwinkern verrät er in diesem Buch alles Wissenswerte über das Balzverhalten von Julia, Markus & Co. und gibt wertvolle Tipps für die Namensträger und alle, die mit ihnen zu tun haben.

    • 101 best Adult Jokes Ever 2016

      Various Authors

      Humor One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes for adult! Have fun and laugh!

    • The Hungry Bum Yoga Book

      Claudia Rowe

      Humor The hungry bum takes us through some basic yoga moves (though yoga on the beach isn't all it's cracked up to be).

    • Humorous Ghost Stories

      Oscar Wilde, Gelett Burgess, Ellis Parker Butler, Frank R. Stockton, Théophile Gautier, Brander Matthews, John Kendrick Bangs, Anonymous, Richard Middleton, Wallace Irwin, Nelson Lloyd, Eden Phillpotts, Ruth McEnery Stuart, Will Adams, Washington Irving, Richard Barham, Burges Johnson, Elsie Brown & Rose Cecil O'Neill

      Humor CONTENTS The Canterville Ghost By Oscar Wilde The Ghost-Extinguisher By Gelett Burgess “Dey Ain't No Ghosts” By Ellis Parker Butler The Transferred Ghost By Frank R. Stockton The Mummy's Foot By Théophile Gautier The Rival Ghosts By Brander Matthews The Water Ghost of Harrowby Hall By John Kendrick Bangs Back from that Bourne Anonymous The Ghost-Ship By Richard Middleton The Transplanted Ghost By Wallace Irwin The Last Ghost in Harmony By Nelson Lloyd The Ghost of Miser Brimpson By Eden Phillpotts The Haunted Photograph By Ruth McEnery Stuart The Ghost that Got the Button By Will Adams The Specter Bridegroom By Washington Irving The Specter of Tappington Compiled by Richard Barham In the Barn By Burges Johnson A Shady Plot By Elsie Brown The Lady and the Ghost By Rose Cecil O'Neill

    • Terug naar Duckstad

      Pascal Oost

      Humor De bewoners van Duckstad hebben serieuze problemen. Een onbekende boef schopt alles in de war. En oom Donald is spoorloos verdwenen! Er moet hulp van buiten komen. Van twee stripfiguren die weten hoe de échte wereld werkt: een eend en een kanarie, bekend van krant en tv.! Stripwerelden botsen in "Terug naar Duckstad" . Eenvoudige stripfiguren staan voor complexe problemen. Cynische commentaar-vogels moeten zelf op avontuur. En... wie trekt achter de schermen aan alle touwtjes? "Terug naar Duckstad" is een avontuur van Harold Hops het konijn.

    • Best Minecraft Jokes

      Wonky Jonky

      Humor Best Minecraft Jokes of 2018 with an awesome Steve laugh for young and old!

    • Jokes for All Occasions

      Anonymous

      Humor JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS ABSENTMINDEDNESS The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer's. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman cried "Stop thief!" rescued her umbrella and covered the man with shame and confusion. That same day, he stopped at the repairer's, and received all eight of his umbrellas duly restored. As he entered a street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold glaring at him the lady of his morning adventure. Her voice came to him charged with a withering scorn: "Huh! Had a good day, didn't you!" *         *         * The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to make a test of the apparatus. Arrived at a height of a thousand feet, he climbe

    • The Cat And The Mad Lobster

      Robert Chapin

      Humor This is a humorous true story about our 18 year old cat who died of a brain tumor. He was unusual inasmuch as he had learned to play dead and together he and I had a routine. First, however, the cat had an encounter with a lobster. On a summers day a number of years ago, my wife and I were going to have an old fashioned New England clambake. Just the two of us. We purchased a lobster and two quarts of steamers and the placed the bag in the foor space under the dash on my wife's side of the car. At a traffic light I rattled the bag and the lobster came alive and hopped out of the bag. At a local convenience store parking lot, I was able to get the lobster back into the bag and this time into a cooler we had in the trunk. When we got home, I filled the kitchen sink with cool water and placed the lobster and clams into it until we were ready to cook. My wife and I were enjoying a drink and watching the cooking shows on public TV and all of a sudden were startled by the loud MEOW - and WE

    • A Digital Doomsday

      Darrel Miller

      Humor Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them.

    • Jaap bakt een brood

      Thijs Geritz

      Humor ‘Jaap bakt een brood’ werd oorspronkelijk in 1996 uitgebracht als ‘De taart die niet te snijden was’ . Geschreven door het Vlinderdas Collectief met tekeningen door Thijs Geritz.

    • Jokes for All Occasions

      Joe Jokes

      Humor Jokes for All Occasion *Aardvark Jokes *Accountant Jokes *Animal Jokes *Animal World *Answer me this Jokes *Ant Jokes *Apple Jokes *April Fool Jokes *At Work *Aviation Jokes *Baby Jokes *Banana Jokes *Bar Jokers, Beer, Booze and Fun! *Barbie Doll Jokes *Bath Jokes *Beauty Jokes *Bed Jokes *Bicycle Jokes *Biologist Jokes *Bird Jokes *Birthday Jokes *Blind Jokes *Blonde Jokes *Blonds *Book Title Jokes *Brother and Sister Jokes *Burger Jokes *Bus Jokes *Business Jokes *Campaign Jokes *Cannibal Jokes *Car Train Jokes *Cat Jokes *Celebrities *Children Jokes *Christmas Jokes *Clean Jokes *Clinton Jokes *College Jokes *Comedian Jokes *Computer Jokes *Computing Jokes *Cow Jokes *Cowboy Jokes *Criminal Jokes *Dance Jokes *Dean and Dying Jokes *Dentist Jokes *Dinosaur Jokes *Dirty Jokes *Divorce Jokes *Doctor and Nurse Jokes *Dog Jokes *Drunks  *Dumb Jokes *Email Jokes *Easter Jokes *Elderly *Elephant Jokes *Ethnic *Face Jokes *Farmer Jokes *Firefighter Jokes *Fishing Jokes *Food Jokes

    • How It Works

      Robert Shields

      Humor A very short story by Robert Shields on making the most out of what time you have left on this earth.

    • Kidney Comics

      John Paine

      Humor A collection of 100 comics drawn by John Paine.  Ranging from self-combusting spaniels to aerial acne treatments, these comics are sure to leave you in stitches.

    • Coffee Talk

      Ralph Myers

      Humor Sit down. Join me for a cup of coffee.

    • De Verhalenfabriek

      Karien Damen

      Humor De Verhalenfabriek is een kinderboekje voor volwassenen. De auteur laat je zien hoe haar fantasie werkt: “Mijn droom is ooit een verhalenfabriek te starten. Hoe verhalen in die fabriek tot stand komen laat ik in dit boekje zien.”  

    • How to Analyze People on Sight

      Elsie Lincoln Benedict & Ralph Paine Benedict

      Humor Learn how to analyze people by just looking at them!  This is for University of Illinois Urbana Champaign Graphic Design project. 2013

    • The Book of Biff #1

      Chris Hallbeck

      Humor The Book of Biff is a single panel comic about spaghetti, time travel and toast. The strip centers around a child-like mad scientist named Biff who may be part cockroach or possibly an alien. He lives a solitary life in a world that he appears to have all to himself. Not a single word is spoken and no other soul is seen. This collection explores alternate uses for hand puppets,   the proper use of an electric tennis ball and the importance of keeping your immovable object dry.

    • Barbie Duel

      Darrel Miller

      Humor This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her. Beginning with her attempt to be multicultural, the text traces her humble beginnings as a german comic strip who was a hard working woman using men, to a hard working woman used by men. Delight in her adventures and misadventures throughout a fifty plus year adventure.

    • Master Negotiator: Ned Wingfield

      Ned Wingfield & Beatrice Wingfield

      Humor Ned Wingfield, self-proclaimed master negotiator, uses his skills to harass honest businessmen found in online classified ads for ridiculous jobs. You know, for laughs.

    • Lexicon van de goede smaak

      Wim v. Palen & Pim van Wel

      Humor Kiezen met smaak. Kunt u het? Na lezing van dit Lexicon in ieder geval wel. Het biedt u eenvoudige handvatten  bij het ontwikkelen van een goede smaak. Na het lezen van dit Lexicon bent u de ideale gastvrouw of gastheer, de centrale gast op elk partijtje, de vraagbaak voor uw minder met savoir vivre bedeelde buren, immers; na het lezen van dit Lexicon bent u iemand van Goede Smaak!

    • Red Hot Chili Pepper

      Vance Bell

      Humor He's fast, really fast, the fastest, at least that is what they say. Joe waited, because he wanted to see just how fast he really is. An amusing short story with a twist.

    • Fast Food Jokes For Kids

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Fast Food Jokes For Kids with added push and play laughter!

    • Personality Disorders

      Heath L. Buckmaster

      Humor It began as an exploration into my seemingly crazy behaviour. Was there a reason for it? Could it be explained scientifically? Was there a connection between my obsession, my compulsion, my addictions, and my attempts at functioning as a normal human being during the day? This exploration took me into the wonderful world of books - because I am incredibly well bred. But the books only confirmed that I was not alone in my madness. And so I began to document some of my own patterns to see if I could get just a glimpse of the meaning behind them. And in the end I discovered that yes, I am bat sh*t crazy.

    • 101 Poop Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor 101 Poop Jokes with added push and play laughter at the press of a button!

    • Doggy Styles Yo Mama Jokes

      Doggy Styles

      Humor Doggy Styles Yo Mama Jokes with added push and play laughter!

    • Die 101 besten Witze

      Verschiedene Autoren

      Humor ********** Lustig! Top-Witze - Die 101 besten witze zum totlachen **********

    • 50 Funny Jokes

      Joe O' Mahony

      Humor The top 50 funniest clean jokes. Looking for a joke with your friends, or a casual work joke, you have came to the right place! We have a variety of jokes from one liners, to question and answers! Here is some examples : "I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal in it, a dog. It was a shitzu" "What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell"  For more jokes like this check out the free book!

    • How to survive school

      Ethan Taylor

      Humor Funny schoolboy account of how to survive your days at school… Runner-up in the "Diary of a Whimpy Kid" movie, writing competition for UK schools submitted by Court Moor School, Fleet, Hampshire

    • Dirty Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Dirty Jokes with added push and play laughter at the press of a button!

    • From One Flirt to Another

      Jamshed V Rajan

      Humor Jamshed Velayuda Rajan is a humor writer from India, and in this book he inadvertently ends up giving flirting tips for  bachelors in India and abroad. This book has chapters on why you need a girl friend, why one needs to marry the girl one loves, why one shouldn't fall in love with a girl who loves noodles and many more such exciting things related to flirting….

    • Penis Dialogues: Narratives from the G-box

      Sylvia Herrera

      Humor Penis Dialogues takes a satirical and informative look at the all-male panel hearing conducted by California Representative Darrell Issa on February 16, 2012. It is quite comical that men are still speaking and legislating policies on behalf of women and their anatomy. Thanks to this panel and hearing, women from all generations have become challenged to rewrite their own political, social, economic and traditional history. MAJOR NOTE: Penis Dialogues is not intended to promote a movement of feminism; it’s merely a token of celebration for a constant revolution for equality, and a woman’s freedom from subjugation. Without a woman, or a girl men could never rule this world (Go, ahead and sing it loud and proud Alanis Morissette, “Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?”).

    • If You Have To Ask...

      Mark Gonyea

      Humor A humorous look at life's most obvious inquiries. Chances are if you have to ask... you probably shouldn't!  Simple illustrations and tongue-in-cheek commentary combine to make this book a fun and quirky read.  Editor Note: With this book, the text is integrated with the artwork of each page. For best viewing use a device with a larger screen. Although if you just want to see the cartoons and all you've got is an iPhone or iPod, I say go for it!

    • BOX|BLAD

      Jente Meier

      Humor Een boek met recepten, uitleg , filmpjes en meer! Verder is het blad voor alle leeftijden beschikbaar! Er staan 8 verschillende recepten in. Kijk hoe je tv kan kijken op je laptop. Bekijk leuke youtube kanalen. En kijk of je de vragen kan beantwoorden in een soort mini quiz. Dit is leuk om te lezen voor tussen door want het is nog niet zo'N groot blad.

    • How I Came to Be

      Carmen Lorente

      Humor I was always curious in finding out how I ended up being born into a family that was so different from me. Humor helped me find the answer. Now when I see my family I smile. They got bested by fate and I love them all the more knowing this.

    • The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian

      Steve Evans

      Humor Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian. Everyone loves a Quikee! Quikees are a new type of eBook designed to deliver maximum entertainment at the lowest possible price. Follow us on twitter @quikees or online at quikees.com to keep up with the news and new eBook releases as they happen. Everyone has time for a quikee!

    • الحب الحقيقي

      Mahmoud Akoush

      Humor محمود عكوش ، كاتب هذة المقالات ، مدير بقطاع البنوك و كاتب ساخر من الإسكندرية ، مصر

    • Genesis Corrected

      D. Patrick Miller

      Humor Stop blaming Eve! It wasn't her fault. After eons of silence, The Serpent steps forward to set the story straight about dinosaurs, asteroids, and what really went down when Eve let the banana leaf fall from her bosom. As the Serpent suggests, you'll find yourself wondering how it could have been different if Adam had learned to "just say no"...

    • The Fat Man

      Vlad Beffa

      Humor A short humorous character sketch. Partly inspired by the doctor in Steinbeck's The Pearl. Even genies like alcohol!

    • The Divine Comedy by Dante, Illustrated, Hell, Volume 08

      Dante Alighieri

      Humor This the 8th volume of classic book by Dante about his visit to hell, purgatory and paradise, where he meets people he knew.

    • Game of Thrones Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Amazing Game of Thrones themed jokes that will have all GOT fans laughing and laughing like a fire breathing dragon! With added push and play laughter at the push of a button!

    • Kunst Hart

      Antoinette Collignon

      Humor Liber Amicorum ter gelegenheid 50ste verjaardag van Stef Collignon

    • The Truth And Facts About How We Became Who We Are - Part 1

      Harry C Grocott

      Humor A simple guide to the journey of life. From the emptiness of life before life up until the dawn of Homo Sapien. Hold my hand and join me on the journey we sometimes called life.

    • 101 Adult Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor 101 Adult Jokes with added push and play laughter at the push of a button!

    • My Little Poopoofnick

      Robert Chapin

      Humor 1964, Lyndon, The Beetles, gas at $.35 per gallon, bread $.54, a new house $20,000, a new car $200. I was 17 years old and my first job was for Mr. D. at a mom and pop Red & White grocery store. My first car: a 1957 Ford Fairlane hardtop convertible. The aroma of the fruits and soap powders forever burned in my brain. Vietnam, college and now I am 65 years old, and still a poopoofnick...

    • Mr. Oblivious Book One

      Mark Gonyea

      Humor This is book one of the collected Mr.Oblivious comic strip written and illustrated by Mark Gonyea. Included in this collection are original thumbnail sketches, photos, black and white artwork and commentary from Mark about each and every cartoon.  As with most things, Mr.Oblivious began with a question. How many times can you tell the same joke and still make it funny (or at least reasonable funny?) and could it be done in a comic strip? It never dawned on me growing up how many cartoons I watched that were the same story with just a different take. Who's in the mask this week? What wacky invention will the Coyote try today? The list goes on and on. I loved them anyway no matter how many times I watched and still do. Editor Note: With this book, the text is integrated with the artwork of each page. For best viewing use a device with a larger screen (iPad). Although if you just want to see the cartoons and you've got an iPhone or iPod, I say go for it!

    • The Two Ply Times - OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Magazine

      PriveCo Inc.

      Humor Humor from OverTheHill.com - The Two Ply Times is entertaining reading you can take with you to your most important meeting. Just remember, your eReader may be great in the bathroom, but you can't rip out a page from it and wipe. Designed to be read “on the fly” -- whenever you have a moment to spare – Two Ply Times is filled with funny, poignant and interesting items that you’ll find yourself talking about later.“We’re flushed with excitement,” said Tom Nardone, president of PriveCo, which owns OverTheHill.com and publishes Two Ply Times. “Some people said that e-readers were not meant for use in the bathroom, but we knew better. I mean, what are the chances you’ll drop an expensive electronic gadget into the toilet?”Sections in Two Ply Times, “Bathroom Reading for Old Farts,” Vol. 1, include, among others:•Funny Bucket Lists•How to Drive Computer-Savvy People Crazy•Things Today’s Kids Will Never Experience•Old TV Trivia•Life Regrets by Regular Peo

    • Booty Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor The funniest juiciest Booty Jokes of all time with push and play laughter at the push of a button!

    • Winter Storm Warning

      Diane Sanders

      Humor A humorous look at winter in North Carolina.

    • Jokes Jokes Jokes

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Who loves jokes?  Everyone right? Here is a selection of awesome jokes that will make everyone laugh no matter your age or sense of humor! With added push and play laughter at the push of a button.  Ha!

    • Morning Coffee

      Morgan, Christopher

      Humor The mental minutia of a man that just awoken and does not want to get out of bed.

    • This Is Why The Underwear Man Slapped Birdy

      Dr. Birdy

      Humor Our hilarious series continues. This time the Underwear Man does what? Slaps Birdy! Start reading to find out why.

    • Dr. Sleesbeen

      Karsolien van Woersel

      Humor Een felrealistisch theaterwerk waarin de samenleving vanuit een warm menselijke kant wordt beschreven. Een dokter en een doktersassistente die onverwacht elkaar vinden in hun wenteling om de zachte kant van het menselijk bestaan, totdat blijkt dat de patiënten meer zijn dan alleen patiënt.

    • Mastering the Five Habits of Awesome Virtual Work on the Internets

      T.J. Cook, Azin Mehrnoosh & Jonathan Newberry

      Humor A parody guide to working virtually on the internets.

    • Becky Sue Cooper's Photo Album

      Donna Chapman Gilbert

      Humor The new preacher in a small, East Texas town stops by the Cooper's house for a visit and finds no one home but nine-year-old Becky Sue. She sits him down on the front porch with a glass of lemonade to wait for Mama and Daddy, and entertains him with her photo album. It just so happens the photos are of her fellow parishioners, and the preacher learns more about them from Becky Sue than he wants to know. Brimming with hope and laughter, and spiced with a pinch of sin, Becky Sue Cooper's Photo Album takes us back to 1964. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

    • Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: The Ugly Truth About Men

      Oliver Markus Malloy

      Humor With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy comes to us from the future to once and for all mansplain the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again. TRIGGER WARNING FOR MILLENNIALS: This is a book about misogyny. Not in favor of misogyny but against misogyny. This book has received over a thousand 4 and 5 star reviews on Goodreads, Google Play Books, Amazon, Amazon India, Amazon Canada, etc. Here are just a few of them: "It reads well. It simply describes a basic biologic truth. All living creatures are driven by the basic drive to reproduce themselves. I have sent this very neat simple story to family and friends." ★★★★★ Thaddeus Kostrubala, MD. Psychiatrist "The book very well explains the sexual behaviour of a man. All women should read it, to understand the man i

    • Funny Halloween Jokes 2018

      Jack Jokes

      Humor Funny Halloween Jokes 2018.  These are the best spooktacular halloween jokes that will have you chuckling evilly for hours and hours.

    • Burn-out

      Stéphane Fatrov

      Humor Véronique, une salariée surexploitée et prise pour une imbécile depuis des années par son supérieur, finit par faire un « burn-out » et pète littéralement les plombs sur son lieu de travail.  Étage par étage, et jusqu’au grand patron, elle règle alors ses comptes en tuant et massacrant la plupart de ses responsables et collègues de travail de manière de plus en plus stupéfiante et inventive au fil de sa progression.  Et les rares qui échapperont au carnage ne s’en sortiront pas indemne pour autant, car même si elle a daigné leur accorder la vie sauve, il faut voir de quelle façon surprenante elle s’est tout de même occupée d’eux...  Burn-out est une nouvelle noire humoristique.

    • 101 Ways To Happiness

      Marcus Freestone

      Humor 101 suggestions to make your day a happier one. Some are serious, some are downright stupid. This cheeky little book will get inside your brain and force a smile right out of your face.

    • Doggy Styles Dirty Jokes

      Doggy Styles

      Humor Doggy Styles Dirty Jokes with added push and play laughter!

    • Dutch Goes for a Walk

      Josef Krajnovich

      Humor Dutch is a dog who loves to go adventuring. On a cold Fall evening, she discovers a creature in the distance and decides to go investigate. Download the free book and see what happened to her in the first installment of Dutch's Adventures.

    • 50 charades pour les enfants

      Divers auteurs

      Humor Des charades pour amuser les petits et les grands. Découvrez 1001 manières de vous triturer le cerveau et d’épater les autres !

    • Big Book of Nonsense Part 1

      Colin West

      Humor Jam-packed with the very best nonsense rhymes and tricky tongue-twisters, this wonderfully exuberant collection contains quirky, color illustrations from Colin West and lashings of his wildly wacky verse! With sections such as 'Moments with Monsters' and 'Curious Creatures' this brilliant book features poems and wordplay to satisfy nonsense-lovers everywhere!

    • Twitterario

      Eduardo Acevedo

      Humor Twitter literario de @AcevedoEduardo. Recopilación de tweets para que usted se relaje, sonría y se deje llevar -hasta puede conmoverse. Se recomienda leerlo cuando le dé la gana.

    • My School Jokes

      Tidels

      Humor Here is our funny collection of school jokes guaranteed to make you Laughter. Have a great laughter at the collection of 200 more popular and hilarious best comedy jokes. Jokes are sorted in more than 12 categories just for laugh.   A joke a day keeps doctor away. Tidels select only the best quality jokes, suitable for sharing with your kids, family and friends. We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh. Check out each joke category to find the type of joke you are looking for. We try to make sure every joke is funny, silly, and full of laughs, but also clean. 

    • Cat Out of the Bag

      BS Blair

      Humor A story of losing one's temper. Warning: includes the word "Fuck". A lot

    • Ah, Rats

      Vance Bell

      Humor Did you ever have one of those days? You know, one of those days that made you really think of the future. Step into this short story and you may wonder if you really want to have one of those days.

    • The Sergeant & The Chevrons

      Robert Chapin

      Humor A young 20 year old recruit cannot escape the grueling 10-12 hour day of peeling potatoes in Vietnam while awaiting assignment in a processing center. Following two days of back breaking potato peeling he decides to fake sick call and as a result purchases metal sergeant pins for his collar. Noticed by the duty sergeant he is called forward only to learn they are on upside down. No penalty! For two consecutive days the duty sergeant indiscriminately sweeps his hand over the left side of the 200 man formation and the right side and sends them to their respective assignments. Following a painful second day of working in the mess hall, the young man fakes sick call and convinces a doctor to allow him rest for the day. When he awakens from a much needed four hour sleep he walks into a tailor shop operated by the Vietnamese and purchases two metal sergeant chevrons to be affixed to his collar. With the young soldier now stangding in formation wearing his newly acquired rank, the duty serge

    • Basic Training And The Accidental Pink Underwear

      Robert Chapin

      Humor This is the true story of an experien ce I endured as a left handed person in basic training at Fort Dix New Jersey in March of 1966. On our second weekend of liberty - spent at McGuire AFB next door to Dix we had the opportunity to drink alcohol and have a good time. I was dressed in civilian clothes and of all things a red bandanna. Why the bandanna I do not know. Upon returning to the barracks it was my turn to wash the Uncle Sam issued white underwear and t-shirts. Into the wash I included the bandanna and when the wash cycle had completed the whites had turned pink. With the exception of wearing another white T shirt, we had no concerns about wearing the pink underwear - as there would be no occasion to be seen in public in our underwear. Being left handed, I had some degree of difficulty in perfecting the Army way of "right handed manouvers". The drill sergeant from atop his podium could easily see and call out any left handed individuals of which there were about two dozen of u

    • The Hunting of the Snark

      Joel Cockram & Lewis Carroll

      Humor The Hunting of the Snark - An Agony in 8 Fits Follow the adventures of an improbable crew and their attempts to find an inconceivable creature. The crew face highs and lows on the way to hunt the notorious Snark.  The Hunting of the Snark is was written by Lewis Carroll in 1874 and had filled with new illustrations and interactions to give it a fresh feel thats fun for all ages!

    • Twinkies And The 8th Grade Prom

      Robert Chapin

      Humor The year was 1960, and I was barely 14 and about to graduate into the 8th grade. Beverly Jones was my neighbor, the most beautiful girl in school and I desparately wanted to take her to the prom. I was a member of a group of 5 geeks who just wanted to raise caine, and girls were not a priority - until Beverly came into my life. I previously agreed to assist in a prank of running a pair of mens underwear up the school flagpole - but when Beverly asked ME to the dance all of the childish pranks in me vanished. The knuckleheads I was to cavort with threatened to run the skivvies up the pole in spike of my being with Beverly. To make matters worse, I stole a pair of my dad's underwear for the occasion. All decked out and with Beverly at the prom the guys began to run the underwear up the pole when the local town cop caught them in the act. They never did implicate me, and I was in love with Beverly. Her mother's perfume: Chanel Nr. 5 is burned into my memory to this day. We were unable to

    • Politics Jokes

      Peter Crumpton

      Humor Politics Jokes with added push and play laughter!

    • HappySad 2006

      Jeroen

      Humor Jeroen woke up with this one idea for a cartón.  He wanted to draw something completely different: something  much more simple and basic, to put all the focus on the message itself. He thought it would be just one-off. It wasn’t. He thought up another one, and another,  and another...

    • Funny Hipster Jokes

      Peter Crumpton

      Humor Witty Awesome Current Hipster Jokes! With added push and play Hipster Laughter!

    • The Penis Monster's Movie Guide

      Ian Watson

      Humor He calls himself "Ol' Painless." He likes bad action movies, Italian zombie flicks and chasing locker room starlets. He's "kind of a dick." And now you can read his thoughts on Uwe Boll, Jean-Claude Van Damme and that mad scientist movie with exploding hookers...

    • 160 matrices

      Tomas Gorria Ortega

      Humor Un cuento de amor y tipografía.

    • Chillin'

      E. Don Harpe

      Humor When it's August in Georgia, the best thing a guy can do is spend a bit of time chillin'. Other than when the girl of your dreams invites you go skinny dipping that is. Then it would be great if you could find something else to say when she asks "What cha doin'?"

    • Sepp en Ysa

      Marian Wolswijk

      Humor Wij zijn Sepp en Ysa, twee hondjes van het ras Podenco Andaluz. We zijn vanuit Spanje naar Nederland gekomen en geadopteerd door onze baasjes en we hebben bij hen ons veilige plekje wel gevonden! Wij delen onze avonturen door dagelijks een blog te schrijven op onze eigen website en onze facebookpagina. Omdat best veel mensen onze blogs leuk vinden is dit ebook gemaakt, zodat nog meer mensen kunnen meegenieten door de wereld eens door onze bril te bekijken! 

    • Nine, 8, 7

      Vance Bell

      Humor A Purrr-fectly delightful short story. This day seemed to start out like any other day. That is until I went out for my walk.

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